Canada, eh?

Yes....Canada. Their national health care, their clean air, their scenic beauty that has yet to be ravaged by the tyranny of big oil companies, their law that makes Fox News illegal, their laws against hate speech, their gun control, their subsequent lack of gun deaths, their Tim Horton's, their utilization of old English spelling (i.e. honour.), their full-flavored beer, their calmer drivers, their delicious and highly alcoholic concoction that is the sweet nectar of "ice wine," their lack of litter, their mounties, their Queen!, their mild climate, their Niagara Falls being so much better than ours, their wildlife, their glaciers, their Labbatt Blue Light commercials, their national sport, their Michael J. Fox, their maple syrup, their Toronto-based band RUSH!!, their ability to allow us to watch Drake get shot and spend time in a wheelchair, their mounties, their bacon, their fishing, their crystal clear lakes/rivers/streams, their wild salmon, their banishment of Fred Phelps, and last but not least...plaid flannel.

After all of these wonderful things, I think we can forgive Justin Bieber.